Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Corporate #Euphemism : Politically correct statements for survival read it

Corporate Euphemism : Politically correct statements for survival

Statement 1: I am not able to find the right talent for my team
Read it as:Nobody is willing to join my team
Statement 2:I ensure that the non performers leave my team
Read it as: High attrition rate
Statement3: I am a thought leader
Read it as: I am on Bench (no work)
Statement 4:You are not a good consultant
Read it as: You are not good at lying and selling by making false claims
Statement 5:Thats a great idea, make a business case with an ROI of 500% 
Read it as: Get lost, don't waste my time

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